Cemetery Caretaker Gifts

"No skulls, just whatever you can carry home..."

"Grave rage, Vicar, we get a lot of it now"

Larry! Larry! Can you hear me?'

R. Syms - Expiration Date Dec. 20, 2007.

Do Not Disturb!

Here Lies John Doe

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

'You're overdue for your checkup.'

Foster failure

"I had to skip my workout."

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

"When will somebody cut the grass?"

Man transplants plant in his garden.

Boy whistling at crackers.

We're looking for a quiet neighborhood where everyone feeds us because they all believe we belong to them.

'No need to yell son, I may be deaf, but I can still read.'

"If you're sure your son doesn't mind living in a cage and eating pet food then who am I to say no?"

Lazy plumber.

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

Dog with a neckerchief feeds dogs in matching nappies.

Child walking with balloon which represents global warming.

Cleaner playing pool with brush.

One tends to the sick. The other manages a large estate. Interestingly, a caregiver and a caretaker are not on opposite sides of an interaction.

A large bird house with many compartments; one is labeled "Sup't.".

"Any improvement since I brought the balloon?"

'My Dad will like you. He's the care-taker at the monkey house in the zoo.'

Man is injured transporting cacti.

"I'm afraid the diagnosis isn't good."

Cleaner with nameplate next to Consultant Surgeon's desk.

Cathedral Made Safe.

'Wasn't there three of you guys when we started?'

'Mr. Franklin. What did I tell you about wheelies in the hallway?'

Already overworked at the Vlasic Plant, an exhausted stork shatters a young couple's dreams,

"All brooms are useless. . .!!"

Pardon our dust as we continue to remodel every square inch of planet Earth!