Graveyard Caretaker Gifts

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

'You're overdue for your checkup.'

Yardless: Please help

Deaths from Coronavirus

You're dead to me, Marsha. And that's just the way I like it."

A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

"When will somebody cut the grass?"

"Must get a longer cable."

'I'm finding the greens a bit slow.'

Clearing the castle's moat.

Ventriloquist Grave

Beware of the Undergrowth.

The Gardener's Calendar: Get Your Mower Out of The Shed.

Boy squashed under lawn roller.

John Ixon: Ran Out of Survival Tips.

'It says here that later in life they were able to patch things up and became best of friends.'

Turd golf...

Quicksand Swamp - Cheap Burial Plots.

Mask Autumn

Headstone reading 'Only Sleeping'.

Pranking Zombies

"Something's trying to get through the Astroturf!"

As senior assistant groundskeeper, Louie was responsible for dragging the infielders before every game.

'McWit never could build anything level.'

Cathedral Made Safe.

'Wasn't there three of you guys when we started?'

"Don't worry they will find us. We're still in the park..."

'I asked you to spread GRIT on our icy path...'

'Don't worry about the condition of the pitch, I've got my best goat working on it.'

"I can't go on. All the weeding, mowing, digging, pesticides, and gopher holes really hurts you know. It's just not worth it anymore."

"That's one hole filled, only about three or four more to go."

"Yes!"

'Please inform groundskeeping that the green space is invading my personal space.'