Graveyard Caretaker Mugs

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

'You're overdue for your checkup.'

Deaths from Coronavirus

Yardless: Please help

You're dead to me, Marsha. And that's just the way I like it."

A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

"When will somebody cut the grass?"

"Must get a longer cable."

'I'm finding the greens a bit slow.'

Clearing the castle's moat.

Ventriloquist Grave

The Gardener's Calendar: Get Your Mower Out of The Shed.

Beware of the Undergrowth.

Boy squashed under lawn roller.

John Ixon: Ran Out of Survival Tips.

'It says here that later in life they were able to patch things up and became best of friends.'

Headstone reading 'Only Sleeping'.

Quicksand Swamp - Cheap Burial Plots.

Mask Autumn

Pranking Zombies

"Something's trying to get through the Astroturf!"

Turd golf...

As senior assistant groundskeeper, Louie was responsible for dragging the infielders before every game.

Neighbors blowing leaves that are blown back at them.

'McWit never could build anything level.'

Cathedral Made Safe.

'Wasn't there three of you guys when we started?'

"Don't worry they will find us. We're still in the park..."

"That's one hole filled, only about three or four more to go."

"I can't go on. All the weeding, mowing, digging, pesticides, and gopher holes really hurts you know. It's just not worth it anymore."

'I asked you to spread GRIT on our icy path...'

'Don't worry about the condition of the pitch, I've got my best goat working on it.'

We built your beds, planted, mulched and set up your watering system. Nice work! Here's your check. Thanks! I love gardening. Me, too!

'Please inform groundskeeping that the green space is invading my personal space.'