Cemetery Worker Mugs

Gravedigger

'Wasn't there three of you guys when we started?'

'As a cemetery worker... I prefer working the 'graveyard' shift!'

"Mt. Joe Cemetary?"

Cemetery: One Way.

'Here, every shift is the graveyard shift, Collins.'

'I guess you CAN take it with you.'

'Grave rage Vicar, we get a lot of it now.'

'We all know death is inevitable but do you have to stand there shrugging?'

'Are you sure his wife asked for fresh flowers in his lapel every day?'

'You're overdue for your checkup.'

"Oh, he's off sick. I'm just filling in!"

"It's funny, isn't it? We don't have a graveyard shift."

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

"I'm afraid I can't green-light anything - you'll just have to pray."

Cleric with bible briefcase.

"Trust me. Don't do it."

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

Face Painting.

Clown Ministry Baptism Today

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

'Seriously Vicar, I do not think you have seen this guy in the morning service!'

"Nice to see you replenishing the font with holy water vicar."

CCTV in church.

'Ol' Pete was an angler to the end.'

Nun Binning the Devil

"Forget the palm dearie...I'll read yer race."

'This whole Noah's Ark business sounds like a quota system to me!'

Joint Ventures!

'That's GRAVEN images, not GRAVY images.'

"Balloon animals $5.00"

'Dad, if God rested on the seventh day, who milked the cows?'

"It's a cup holder."

People bell ringing - 'RING TONES'

'If you're a nun, where's your nunchucks?'