Graveyard Guardian Gifts

Searching for a gift for the graveyard guardian who treasures their role protecting resting places? Our collection offers witty, heartfelt products that honor their dedication and interest in this unique craft. Perfect for those who keep watch over sacred grounds, whether as a hobby, profession, or personal passion.

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Deaths from Coronavirus

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'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!' mockup

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

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Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond. mockup

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

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'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.' mockup

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

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You're dead to me, Marsha. And that's just the way I like it."

You're dead to me, Marsha. And that's just the way I like it." mockup

You're dead to me, Marsha. And that's just the way I like it."

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Bumble Bee

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'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

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Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell. mockup

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

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The Gardener's Holiday: Don't leave produce behind you to perish.

The Gardener's Holiday: Don't leave produce behind you to perish. mockup

The Gardener's Holiday: Don't leave produce behind you to perish.

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Biodiversity

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Steven had a sneaky suspicion that the local birds were beginning to rely upon here.

Steven had a sneaky suspicion that the local birds were beginning to rely upon here. mockup

Steven had a sneaky suspicion that the local birds were beginning to rely upon here.

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'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April' mockup

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

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A drooping plant is watered via an IV tube.

A drooping plant is watered via an IV tube. mockup

A drooping plant is watered via an IV tube.

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'I prefer the term 'mobile home'.' mockup

'I prefer the term 'mobile home'.'

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"Relax. They're just crows."

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Life after death

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'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...' mockup

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

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Ventriloquist Grave

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"Whoever dug up my carrots had better learn to play dead, fast."

"Whoever dug up my carrots had better learn to play dead, fast." mockup

"Whoever dug up my carrots had better learn to play dead, fast."

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I know it's you that's been digging up my garden. I certainly didn't put those rose bushes in.

I know it's you that's been digging up my garden. I certainly didn't put those rose bushes in. mockup

I know it's you that's been digging up my garden. I certainly didn't put those rose bushes in.

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'It says here that later in life they were able to patch things up and became best of friends.'

'It says here that later in life they were able to patch things up and became best of friends.' mockup

'It says here that later in life they were able to patch things up and became best of friends.'

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'Poor thing. He got left out in the acid rain.'

'Poor thing. He got left out in the acid rain.' mockup

'Poor thing. He got left out in the acid rain.'

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John Ixon: Ran Out of Survival Tips. mockup

John Ixon: Ran Out of Survival Tips.

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Quicksand Swamp - Cheap Burial Plots. mockup

Quicksand Swamp - Cheap Burial Plots.

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Headstone reading 'Only Sleeping'. mockup

Headstone reading 'Only Sleeping'.

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'...And it comes with valuable coupons toward your next purchase.'

'...And it comes with valuable coupons toward your next purchase.' mockup

'...And it comes with valuable coupons toward your next purchase.'

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"Nice job with the petunias, Skip. They're a perfect complement to the trip wires."

"Nice job with the petunias, Skip. They're a perfect complement to the trip wires." mockup

"Nice job with the petunias, Skip. They're a perfect complement to the trip wires."

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Cemetery: Communicated with your loved one see Madam Zolta within.

Cemetery: Communicated with your loved one see Madam Zolta within. mockup

Cemetery: Communicated with your loved one see Madam Zolta within.

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"Why do humming birds hum? Because they don't know the lyrics."

"Why do humming birds hum? Because they don't know the lyrics." mockup

"Why do humming birds hum? Because they don't know the lyrics."

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Bleak House

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Pranking Zombies

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'McWit never could build anything level.'

'McWit never could build anything level.' mockup

'McWit never could build anything level.'

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'It's only a slug Norman.'

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'Wasn't there three of you guys when we started?'

'Wasn't there three of you guys when we started?' mockup

'Wasn't there three of you guys when we started?'

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Graveyard Guardian Gifts Collection

Graveyard Guardian Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs perfect for graveyard guardians—funny, respectful, and great for every day.

Graveyard Guardian Pillows

Add a touch of humor and comfort with pillows designed for those who cherish their role in cemetery care.

Graveyard Guardian Prints

Decorate with prints that capture the spirit of the graveyard guardian—unique art for their home or office.

Graveyard Guardian T-Shirts

Find t-shirts that speak to their dedication—clever designs that make a statement for the graveyard guardian.