Graveyard Guardian Pillows

Deaths from Coronavirus

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

You're dead to me, Marsha. And that's just the way I like it."

Bumble Bee

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

The Gardener's Holiday: Don't leave produce behind you to perish.

Biodiversity

Steven had a sneaky suspicion that the local birds were beginning to rely upon here.

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

A drooping plant is watered via an IV tube.

'I prefer the term 'mobile home'.'

"Relax. They're just crows."

Life after death

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

Ventriloquist Grave

"Whoever dug up my carrots had better learn to play dead, fast."

I know it's you that's been digging up my garden. I certainly didn't put those rose bushes in.

'It says here that later in life they were able to patch things up and became best of friends.'

'Poor thing. He got left out in the acid rain.'

John Ixon: Ran Out of Survival Tips.

Quicksand Swamp - Cheap Burial Plots.

Headstone reading 'Only Sleeping'.

'...And it comes with valuable coupons toward your next purchase.'

"Nice job with the petunias, Skip. They're a perfect complement to the trip wires."

Cemetery: Communicated with your loved one see Madam Zolta within.

"Why do humming birds hum? Because they don't know the lyrics."

Bleak House

Pranking Zombies

'McWit never could build anything level.'

'It's only a slug Norman.'

'Wasn't there three of you guys when we started?'