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Yardless: Please help

Deaths from Coronavirus

You're dead to me, Marsha. And that's just the way I like it."

A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

"Must get a longer cable."

Life after death

'I'm finding the greens a bit slow.'

Clearing the castle's moat.

The Gardener's Calendar: Get Your Mower Out of The Shed.

Beware of the Undergrowth.

Ventriloquist Grave

Boy squashed under lawn roller.

John Ixon: Ran Out of Survival Tips.

'It says here that later in life they were able to patch things up and became best of friends.'

Turd golf...

"Something's trying to get through the Astroturf!"

Quicksand Swamp - Cheap Burial Plots.

Cemetery: Communicated with your loved one see Madam Zolta within.

Headstone reading 'Only Sleeping'.

Pranking Zombies

Mask Autumn

As senior assistant groundskeeper, Louie was responsible for dragging the infielders before every game.

'McWit never could build anything level.'

'Wasn't there three of you guys when we started?'

'Pay outhouse' with a sign that says, 'Drop 25¢ in can.'

Arctic Hothouse

'I asked you to spread GRIT on our icy path...'

"That's one hole filled, only about three or four more to go."

"Don't worry they will find us. We're still in the park..."

"I can't go on. All the weeding, mowing, digging, pesticides, and gopher holes really hurts you know. It's just not worth it anymore."