Graveyard Enthusiast Pillows

Gravestones.

'I'm worried, Patrick, that life might be passing you by.'

My Other Gravestone's Marble

The Grave

"He's contemporary dancing on his father's grave!"

Deaths from Coronavirus

You're dead to me, Marsha. And that's just the way I like it."

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

Life after death

Ventriloquist Grave

'It says here that later in life they were able to patch things up and became best of friends.'

John Ixon: Ran Out of Survival Tips.

Pranking Zombies

Cemetery: Communicated with your loved one see Madam Zolta within.

Headstone reading 'Only Sleeping'.

Quicksand Swamp - Cheap Burial Plots.

'McWit never could build anything level.'

'Wasn't there three of you guys when we started?'

Made It! Without getting one tattoo.

'That was so funny. I haven't booed that loudly in years.'

"It's not that I dislike being dead. It's just that death is for dead guys, you know..." Woody Allen dies, but his body keeps talking and talking and talking.

Respects to Kevin Woodcock.

Owner tells dog to put back all the bones he's dug up

'I really hope that Fred makes the most of it until she joins him for the rest of eternity!'

Grandpa cheats death, puts in a pool.

Michael Hall 1930-2002: wonderful father, devoted husband, benevolent employer, generous citizen, BUT...

'You have no new messages in your mailbox.'

"Back in 15 min."

Fred raises the "Late Bloomer" bar to a new level.

'I've never felt so alive...'

"I never thought I'd have to move back in with my parents."

RIP Salvador Dali 1904-1989

'You can't take it with you so I'm sending it on ahead.'