Graveyard Adventurer Pillows

Cemetery: Communicated with your loved one see Madam Zolta within.

Deaths from Coronavirus

You're dead to me, Marsha. And that's just the way I like it."

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

Life after death

Ventriloquist Grave

John Ixon: Ran Out of Survival Tips.

'It says here that later in life they were able to patch things up and became best of friends.'

Pranking Zombies

Headstone reading 'Only Sleeping'.

Quicksand Swamp - Cheap Burial Plots.

'McWit never could build anything level.'

'Wasn't there three of you guys when we started?'

'That was so funny. I haven't booed that loudly in years.'

Made It! Without getting one tattoo.

"It's not that I dislike being dead. It's just that death is for dead guys, you know..." Woody Allen dies, but his body keeps talking and talking and talking.

Grandpa cheats death, puts in a pool.

Owner tells dog to put back all the bones he's dug up

'I really hope that Fred makes the most of it until she joins him for the rest of eternity!'

1715 - Newton discovers gravel.

'You have no new messages in your mailbox.'

Respects to Kevin Woodcock.

"Back in 15 min."

Michael Hall 1930-2002: wonderful father, devoted husband, benevolent employer, generous citizen, BUT...

'I've never felt so alive...'

"I never thought I'd have to move back in with my parents."

"Grave rage, Vicar, we get a lot of it now"

Henry Grumble, an editor to the bitter end.

"Damn! I STILL can't sleep!"

'You can't take it with you so I'm sending it on ahead.'

"R.I.P. Angus MacGee 1827 - 1869 Was great in bed"

RIP Salvador Dali 1904-1989

"Well, ya gotta go when ya gotta go."

Man digging real grave for Halloween.