Gravel Adventurer Pillows

1715 - Newton discovers gravel.

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

Mayhem, Inc. Part 1: Prologue

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

I think you're ace

"Hey Scout, isn't ice fishing great?"

'Which one is named after me?'

"Would you care to accessorize each other?"

Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, in all the solar systems, in all the galaxies, in all the universe, she walks into mine.

'Gen-Xers in their retirement years.'

'The ball never goes where I hit it.'

'It's a penny slot--give me a hundred.'

'Listen up troop. We're going on a treasure hunt.'

December 26 - Vegas, office (post) Christmas party.

"But I wasn't running in the hall."

We're With Stupid

'I need to find a loose machine like that.'

'Now that should make it a lot easier.'

"Has it occurred to you one of us might be a mirage?"

Rocket to the Moon

"And everything from my dig is brought here where it's identified, classified, interpreted, and the eaten."

'I'm not making a mess, Mom - I'm becoming one with the Earth!'

Cemetery: Communicated with your loved one see Madam Zolta within.

"Captain, it appears to be some kind of paragraph."

Astronomer reaching for the stars through a telescope (with his hand coming out of the top, near the stars).

'Well that's certainly new!'

Zero gravity and subzero gravity explained.

The First Man to Ride the Moon

Birth of Darth Vader

"Tell us the truth - it was you pedaling all the time, wasn't it?"

"I just adore these shoes! The clicking of staccato heels is so empowering. . . Do these come in a flat?"

Astronaut

"You get used to drinking recycled body fluids."

'Yup, might be time for a new gardener.'

"Let's skip marriage and just go on the honeymoon in Vegas!"