Gravel Adventurer Gifts

1715 - Newton discovers gravel.

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

I think you're ace

"Hey Scout, isn't ice fishing great?"

'Which one is named after me?'

"Would you care to accessorize each other?"

'Gen-Xers in their retirement years.'

'It's a penny slot--give me a hundred.'

'The ball never goes where I hit it.'

'Listen up troop. We're going on a treasure hunt.'

'I need to find a loose machine like that.'

December 26 - Vegas, office (post) Christmas party.

"But I wasn't running in the hall."

"And everything from my dig is brought here where it's identified, classified, interpreted, and the eaten."

Rocket to the Moon

'Now that should make it a lot easier.'

'I'm not making a mess, Mom - I'm becoming one with the Earth!'

"Has it occurred to you one of us might be a mirage?"

Cemetery: Communicated with your loved one see Madam Zolta within.

"Captain, it appears to be some kind of paragraph."

Astronomer reaching for the stars through a telescope (with his hand coming out of the top, near the stars).

'Well that's certainly new!'

"I just adore these shoes! The clicking of staccato heels is so empowering. . . Do these come in a flat?"

"Tell us the truth - it was you pedaling all the time, wasn't it?"

The First Man to Ride the Moon

Birth of Darth Vader

Astronaut

'Yup, might be time for a new gardener.'

"Let's skip marriage and just go on the honeymoon in Vegas!"