Garage Adventurer Gifts

'The doctor said he needed more activity. So, I hide his scuba equipment twice a week.'

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

"Would you care to accessorize each other?"

'Gen-Xers in their retirement years.'

'It's a penny slot--give me a hundred.'

'Well OF COURSE I rotate the tires! How do you think I got here?'

"He's an ex-police dog, so he's very law abiding."

Caution, Student Self-Driver

'I need to find a loose machine like that.'

"Where do you see yourself in five light-years?"

"Such a cute doggie! And I'll bet you make the cutest poopies too, don't you?"

We're With Stupid

December 26 - Vegas, office (post) Christmas party.

Wherever You Go, There You Are - Next Exit.

"Voila! Our tree-trimming drone just saved us 600 bucks!'

"For heaven’s sake, Rozlyn, just give him the darn plant!"

"To work again? This is getting boring, Lester."

Cemetery: Communicated with your loved one see Madam Zolta within.

Garage Sale (sign originally read 'Garbage' sale).

Ino & Frieda's 'Bed and Bagel'

Riding the statue.

Two people kissing in a Tunnel of Love are approached by two sharks

"Take us to your pickleball courts."

'Well that's certainly new!'

"Look what I found in the garage! My old music speakers!"

"There's another one! Pull over!"

You will be surprised by the wild birds that will appear in your garden.

"What an amazing view!"

Health & Safety Official Tester.

'If all the red warning lights come on, it means meltdown, so get out of the car fast!'

Shadow

'Now, just you look here, Algy Jones - None of your patronage! You dare to bowl me with your left hand again, and I'll box your ears!'