Graveyard Adventurer Gifts

Middle-aged zombie. Wait - why did I come up here?

Cemetery: Communicated with your loved one see Madam Zolta within.

Deaths from Coronavirus

You're dead to me, Marsha. And that's just the way I like it."

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

Life after death

Ventriloquist Grave

John Ixon: Ran Out of Survival Tips.

'It says here that later in life they were able to patch things up and became best of friends.'

Headstone reading 'Only Sleeping'.

Quicksand Swamp - Cheap Burial Plots.

Pranking Zombies

'McWit never could build anything level.'

'Wasn't there three of you guys when we started?'

'That was so funny. I haven't booed that loudly in years.'

Made It! Without getting one tattoo.

"It's not that I dislike being dead. It's just that death is for dead guys, you know..." Woody Allen dies, but his body keeps talking and talking and talking.

Respects to Kevin Woodcock.

Grandpa cheats death, puts in a pool.

'You have no new messages in your mailbox.'

1715 - Newton discovers gravel.

Owner tells dog to put back all the bones he's dug up

"Back in 15 min."

Michael Hall 1930-2002: wonderful father, devoted husband, benevolent employer, generous citizen, BUT...

'I really hope that Fred makes the most of it until she joins him for the rest of eternity!'

'I've never felt so alive...'

"I never thought I'd have to move back in with my parents."

"Grave rage, Vicar, we get a lot of it now"

"Well, ya gotta go when ya gotta go."

"Damn! I STILL can't sleep!"

RIP...snores are coming from the grave.

RIP Salvador Dali 1904-1989

Man digging real grave for Halloween.

"R.I.P. Angus MacGee 1827 - 1869 Was great in bed"