Graveyard Guru Gifts

"I can tell you exactly what he was compensating for."

Man digging real grave for Halloween.

Here Lies Edward Lamb - Husband, Father & Estate Agent.

Deaths from Coronavirus

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

'My electric car is giving me static!'

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

You're dead to me, Marsha. And that's just the way I like it."

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

Organic Soldering.

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

Inflating Boobs.

"I've narrowed the problem down to somewhere under this big flap I discovered."

'You raised the price of air to 50c!' 'Inflation.'

The Small Business Advisor: 'The first bit of advice I'd give you for your garage start-up is to tell your dad'

"Because you're a mechanic, we're going to do your hydrotherapy in a car pool."

Life after death

"I'd like my daughter to know something about engines."

'He lived and died for golf.'

Bob’s Museum

"We're having a little trouble with our hydraulic lift. I guess my question is, do you still want your muffler replaced?"

'My husband thought he could save money by repairing it himself.'

Animals are smarter than we think!

Cowboy at mechanic with horse hoisted

Ventriloquist Grave

"I told you not to polish the car too much."

"Installed it himself ??" saved $50."

'Would you do that noise that your car makes on more time...it's hilarious!'

John Ixon: Ran Out of Survival Tips.

'It says here that later in life they were able to patch things up and became best of friends.'

Acme Flyswatters.

Pranking Zombies

Headstone reading 'Only Sleeping'.

'A belt will have to be tightened...not the cars...yours.'