Gravestone Guru Gifts

Searching for a gift for someone passionate about gravestones and the art of remembrance? Our collection combines humor, reverence, and personality perfect for the creative soul who appreciates the lighter side of life's final chapter.

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The last word.

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Apples for sale

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Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever! mockup

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

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Academic Idol - 'Professor Johannsen's paper was zippy. It had robust vocabulary and I almost felt that I could dance to it. I would give it a 7.'

Academic Idol - 'Professor Johannsen's paper was zippy. It had robust vocabulary and I almost felt that I could dance to it. I would give it a 7.' mockup

Academic Idol - 'Professor Johannsen's paper was zippy. It had robust vocabulary and I almost felt that I could dance to it. I would give it a 7.'

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Intelligent people laugh too!

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"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue." mockup

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

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"Bonk!"

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Newton's Cradle Solar System

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"Objection! Pummelling the witness." mockup

"Objection! Pummelling the witness."

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Nothing is Lost Everything is Transformed.

Nothing is Lost Everything is Transformed. mockup

Nothing is Lost Everything is Transformed.

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His and Hers Gravity Bars.

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'Don't blame the lawyer!'

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'Can't you forget you were an art teacher?'

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'Can't you forget you were an art teacher?'

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Dark money donor

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Newton discovers anti-gravity,

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"Bear in mind there are three laws in this gym we cannot ignore: health, safety and gravity."

"Bear in mind there are three laws in this gym we cannot ignore: health, safety and gravity." mockup

"Bear in mind there are three laws in this gym we cannot ignore: health, safety and gravity."

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"Galileo soon modified his gravity experiments" "Ready to catch it?"

"Galileo soon modified his gravity experiments" "Ready to catch it?" mockup

"Galileo soon modified his gravity experiments" "Ready to catch it?"

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Man read's Newton's 'Philosophiae Naturalis Principa Mathematica' and says: 'Blimey Isaac, this is, er, pretty heavy stuff.'

Man read's Newton's 'Philosophiae Naturalis Principa Mathematica' and says: 'Blimey Isaac, this is, er, pretty heavy stuff.' mockup

Man read's Newton's 'Philosophiae Naturalis Principa Mathematica' and says: 'Blimey Isaac, this is, er, pretty heavy stuff.'

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Descendant of Galileo disproving the theory that computers double in speed every twelve months.

Descendant of Galileo disproving the theory that computers double in speed every twelve months. mockup

Descendant of Galileo disproving the theory that computers double in speed every twelve months.

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If Sir Issac Newton and William Tell were brothers, gravity would never have been discovered.

If Sir Issac Newton and William Tell were brothers, gravity would never have been discovered. mockup

If Sir Issac Newton and William Tell were brothers, gravity would never have been discovered.

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'What do you expect from a child being raised in a paperless society?'

'What do you expect from a child being raised in a paperless society?' mockup

'What do you expect from a child being raised in a paperless society?'

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''Not guilty'? -- oh, in denial, are we?'

''Not guilty'? -- oh, in denial, are we?' mockup

''Not guilty'? -- oh, in denial, are we?'

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Galileo's Attempt to discover is heavier dog falls faster than lighter dog.

Galileo's Attempt to discover is heavier dog falls faster than lighter dog. mockup

Galileo's Attempt to discover is heavier dog falls faster than lighter dog.

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Friends often dropped by and subjected Sir Isaac to a little good-natured ridicule.

Friends often dropped by and subjected Sir Isaac to a little good-natured ridicule. mockup

Friends often dropped by and subjected Sir Isaac to a little good-natured ridicule.

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'Tell the truth: does this affidavit make me look fat?'

'Tell the truth: does this affidavit make me look fat?' mockup

'Tell the truth: does this affidavit make me look fat?'

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'How did my Chinese ancestors keep from falling off the earth before Mr Newton invented gravity?'

'How did my Chinese ancestors keep from falling off the earth before Mr Newton invented gravity?' mockup

'How did my Chinese ancestors keep from falling off the earth before Mr Newton invented gravity?'

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Leonardo and Galileo get together for an experiment

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Leonardo and Galileo get together for an experiment

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Three Scientists Who Discovered Gravity Before Isaac Newton Did

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Three Scientists Who Discovered Gravity Before Isaac Newton Did

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Sir Isaac Newton Sucks!

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Monk Graffiti

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Isaac Newton and the Apple Tree

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Gravestone Guru Gifts Collection

Gravestone Guru Mugs

Explore our collection of gravestone guru mugs for a humorous way to start your day or gift someone who appreciates dark humor and memorial art.

Gravestone Guru Pillows

Bring a gothic touch to your home décor with our gravestone guru pillows—fun, cozy, and a little macabre in all the right ways.

Gravestone Guru Prints

Make a statement with our gravestone-themed art prints—thoughtful, darkly humorous pieces that add personality to any space.

Gravestone Guru T-Shirts

Find the perfect gravestone guru t-shirt to showcase your fascination with a witty or artistic design—ideal for casual wear and gifting.