Gravestone Guru Gifts

The last word.

"He always said he wanted his last words to be as pithy as possible."

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Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

Academic Idol - 'Professor Johannsen's paper was zippy. It had robust vocabulary and I almost felt that I could dance to it. I would give it a 7.'

Intelligent people laugh too!

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

Newton's Cradle Solar System

"Bonk!"

"Objection! Pummelling the witness."

Nothing is Lost Everything is Transformed.

The sad fate of Isaac Newton's Tahitian counterpart.

His and Hers Gravity Bars.

The earlier, less publicized discovery of gravity by Corblatt.

'Don't blame the lawyer!'

'Can't you forget you were an art teacher?'

"Bear in mind there are three laws in this gym we cannot ignore: health, safety and gravity."

"Galileo soon modified his gravity experiments" "Ready to catch it?"

Newton discovers anti-gravity,

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'So much for Newton. Now, as for Einstein...'

"What? Out of ink already? I just bought this pen."

"Galileo, I've had about enough of all your gravity experiments!"

Man read's Newton's 'Philosophiae Naturalis Principa Mathematica' and says: 'Blimey Isaac, this is, er, pretty heavy stuff.'

If Sir Issac Newton and William Tell were brothers, gravity would never have been discovered.

Descendant of Galileo disproving the theory that computers double in speed every twelve months.

''Not guilty'? -- oh, in denial, are we?'

'What do you expect from a child being raised in a paperless society?'

Galileo's Attempt to discover is heavier dog falls faster than lighter dog.

'Tell the truth: does this affidavit make me look fat?'

Friends often dropped by and subjected Sir Isaac to a little good-natured ridicule.

'How did my Chinese ancestors keep from falling off the earth before Mr Newton invented gravity?'

"I promise you. One day granite kitchens will be the in thing."

Three Scientists Who Discovered Gravity Before Isaac Newton Did

Isaac Newton and the Apple Tree