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Get Off My Lawn

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Pet Cemetery.

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

'I got and 'E' in spelling.' - 'That is an 'F'.'

"Damn Pope Gregory and his new calendar."

Dark money donor

"I only drink decaf, otherwise I'm awake up to four hours a day."

'Bob likes to express himself through his art!'

The last word.

The Goblin and the Sexton

'Wasn't there three of you guys when we started?'

"You need to take it easier henderson. You're working yourself into the ground"

'The next phase in which we carve the stones ornately will cost a little more than the previous ones.'

'Seriously, Earl, if you say you've got a bone to pick with me one more time, I'm out of here.'

"The Ten Commandments Do-It-Yourself Kit"

'You have no new messages in your mailbox.'

Grandpa cheats death, puts in a pool.

Roger Hoyt: To See If His Life Was Worthwhile Google Him.

'Did I wake up feeling grumpy this morning?... No, I let him sleep!'

Owner tells dog to put back all the bones he's dug up

'They say gemstones have properties for relieving stress. . . once you get past the stress of paying for them.'

"He has a little place in the basement where he's trying to transmute amethysts into antibiotics."

"Somehow, I feel that this site and Stonehenge are connected!"

Man digging real grave for Halloween.

"Guys, hey guys. The general changed his mind. He says he wants it done in cursive!"

GALLSTONE SPECIALIST: This too shall pass

"Grave rage, Vicar, we get a lot of it now"

Carving a Sculpture.

'You can't take it with you so I'm sending it on ahead.'