Gravestones Gifts

Get Off My Lawn

Deaths from Coronavirus

Cavemen Romantic Gesture

Early Business Planning

Caption Contest TK

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

'I got and 'E' in spelling.' - 'That is an 'F'.'

"I only drink decaf, otherwise I'm awake up to four hours a day."

"Damn Pope Gregory and his new calendar."

Dark money donor

'Bob likes to express himself through his art!'

The last word.

'Wasn't there three of you guys when we started?'

The Goblin and the Sexton

"You need to take it easier henderson. You're working yourself into the ground"

'The next phase in which we carve the stones ornately will cost a little more than the previous ones.'

'Seriously, Earl, if you say you've got a bone to pick with me one more time, I'm out of here.'

"The Ten Commandments Do-It-Yourself Kit"

"He has a little place in the basement where he's trying to transmute amethysts into antibiotics."

'They say gemstones have properties for relieving stress. . . once you get past the stress of paying for them.'

Grandpa cheats death, puts in a pool.

"Somehow, I feel that this site and Stonehenge are connected!"

'You have no new messages in your mailbox.'

Owner tells dog to put back all the bones he's dug up

'Did I wake up feeling grumpy this morning?... No, I let him sleep!'

'Ms. Pembrook, we really don't require you to put your nose to the grindstone ALL the time.'

Carving a Sculpture.

"Grave rage, Vicar, we get a lot of it now"

Man digging real grave for Halloween.

GALLSTONE SPECIALIST: This too shall pass

"Guys, hey guys. The general changed his mind. He says he wants it done in cursive!"

'You can't take it with you so I'm sending it on ahead.'