Collecting Gravestone Rubbings Gifts

Colonel Olin T. Hunt (Deceased)

Barristers

Cat statues on entrance gate

Old Geologists Never Die...they just switch to soft rock.

"I can't see a blinkin' thing."

"Good heavens, Caruthers. It's the wife!"

'It's a statue of St. Francis of Assisi. I had it specially made for my hospital.'

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

John Ixon: Ran Out of Survival Tips.

'Check out this funny-shaped rock!'

The last word.

"It's a 'selfie.'"

"Lady Liberty, I choose you...ooo...ooo...oooh!"

The Unknown Attorney: The First To Double His Billable Rate.

'Legend has it, he was known as the pigeon whisperer.'

"You always knew where you stood with him."

'Nobody special, but rich enough to build this statue of himself.

"One day son, all this will be going with me."

'Happy birthday, dear... It's an executive rock.'

"Everyone is so cynical these days."

Mr Punch's Design for A Statue to Miss Nightingale

Gem & Mineral Show: "This looks promising."

'That's nothing I am one million years old and if I had their kind of money I would be a boulder in my own Canyon.'

Swiss-army rock...

'It replaces all your small rocks with one convenient large one.'

"I’ll give you my answer in ... just ... one ... minute."

It

One afternoon on mars.

The Everest Experience: Cafe and Gift Shop

'It looks like early Carboniferous, Bill.'

'He was an evil king.'

Museum - Mummy as a sales assistant.

'When the time comes, Goopta, I'd like to be bronzed.'

'Rock historian.'

'Let's call it Frisbee...'