"If you wore fewer piercings people might get to work on time."
Collecting Piercings Gifts
Searching for a gift for someone who loves collecting piercings? Our collection features witty and charming items that celebrate their passion for body art. Whether they’re new to the scene or a seasoned collector, find a fun reminder of their unique style with our printed mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and art prints. These thoughtfully designed products make their piercing obsession a feature, not just a hobby, and add a personal touch to their collection.
Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!
'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'
"It's official"..."It's a drought!"
Larry's used art
"Ironically, this is the living room."
"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."
Skipping Horse
Grace For Flies
James Bond in a Snow Globe
"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."
''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'
'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'
International Women's Day
Packaging Russian Dolls
"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."
"You're very interesting, for a civilian."
Director/Action Man toy.
"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."
Cocktails on the verandah.
Seagiraffes
"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"
"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."
(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)
"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."
Cat woman shopping for cats.
"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."
'Teenagers!'
Robert Fripp
New and improved! BunkerBuster! Get out of the sand trap every single time - or your money back!!
Faster, Georges, faster!
Frontispiece to the first volume of 'Master Humphrey's Clock'
Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.
"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."
'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'
Collecting Piercings Gifts Collection
Collecting Piercings Mugs
Check out our mugs collection for more fun and quirky designs celebrating piercing collectors.
Collecting Piercings Pillows
Browse our pillows for comfortable, themed designs perfect for piercing fans.
Collecting Piercings Prints
Explore our art prints to add a creative, personalized touch to their space inspired by their passion.
Collecting Piercings T-Shirts
Discover our t-shirts for more witty and stylish options that speak to piercing enthusiasts.