Collecting Jewelry Gifts

'Diamond necklaces, diamond tiaras...where will it end?'

"No, sergeant! I said the man was heavily PIERCED"

Bling!

'If you want to see something real cheap, look in this mirror.'

'Please meet my dear wife, my very dear wife.'

"Mainly we supply material for nuclear reactors, electronics and costume jewelry."

'Oh my God. I love it!'

Billy. The Kid.

Professor Wiles grows insufferable.

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

Cats on Board.

'I'm too hot to trot.'

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

Life Store Guide: Make-up and jewellery

Diamond outfits

Rocking Horse

'Go ahead and laugh, but I lose my keys less frequently than you do.'

'Man...You age great!'

"Downton Abbey Road"

"My wife wanted to see a diamond. So I took her to a ballgame."

'We recommend that you get a ring of equal weight for the other hand to prevent improper alignment of your spine.'

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."

"See what I mean? It's going to take a bigger diamond."

"Happy Anniversary, dear! It's a gold spray-painted macaroni necklace."

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

A Zircon Is Forever

A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.

Lots of shiny glass objects! Darling, you're spoiling me!

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

'We would like to buy three rings... Engagement, wedding and teething!'

'I want to finish with him, but I'll have to wait until he's made the final payment on my engagement ring.'

'Or you can rent by the week...'

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."