Collecting Jewelry Pillows

'Diamond necklaces, diamond tiaras...where will it end?'

"No, sergeant! I said the man was heavily PIERCED"

Bling!

'If you want to see something real cheap, look in this mirror.'

'Please meet my dear wife, my very dear wife.'

"Mainly we supply material for nuclear reactors, electronics and costume jewelry."

Billy. The Kid.

'Oh my God. I love it!'

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

Cats on Board.

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

Diamond outfits

Rocking Horse

'Go ahead and laugh, but I lose my keys less frequently than you do.'

Life Store Guide: Make-up and jewellery

'I'm too hot to trot.'

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

'Man...You age great!'

"Happy Anniversary, dear! It's a gold spray-painted macaroni necklace."

'We recommend that you get a ring of equal weight for the other hand to prevent improper alignment of your spine.'

"Downton Abbey Road"

"My wife wanted to see a diamond. So I took her to a ballgame."

"See what I mean? It's going to take a bigger diamond."

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."

A Zircon Is Forever

A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

'Or you can rent by the week...'

'I want to finish with him, but I'll have to wait until he's made the final payment on my engagement ring.'

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

'We would like to buy three rings... Engagement, wedding and teething!'

Lots of shiny glass objects! Darling, you're spoiling me!

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

'It's one of our new technology rings, it allows you to download karats.'