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"I see you getting rich because of what the gold in your rings is now bringing."

'Oh my God. I love it!'

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

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'Go ahead and laugh, but I lose my keys less frequently than you do.'

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."

"My wife wanted to see a diamond. So I took her to a ballgame."

'Good morning pumpkin.' 'Good morning treasure.' A pile of treasure saying 'good morning' to a pumpkin

'We would like to buy three rings... Engagement, wedding and teething!'

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

'I want to finish with him, but I'll have to wait until he's made the final payment on my engagement ring.'

'It's in my belly-button if you must know!'

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"Next time you meet me dressed as a giant boy, it's going to cost you a pair of diamond earrings."

'It started with a kiss - then their nose rings got locked.'

Jewellers - "If you really love your wife to be, then money should be no object."

"Jewelry store, visit our ATM."

"So I gave her the 2-diamond love-and-BFFF ring and she grave me a big kiss, sold it, and went on a cruise. That's bad, right?!"

Found pearls! No way I'm leaving. . . Amelia.

Dolly Varden - 'The Laughing Dolly'

Do you like my bling?

'This scent goes well with a diamond necklace.'

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On the fifth day, Neville opts for jewelry.

'Louise, everyone is wearing that this year ... don't be such a sheep to fashion.'

"Oh crap, my mood ring!"

On the scale of 1-10, do you like it?

'I hope you don't mind, dear — I got my ears pierced.'

"We scarf. We bracelet. We earring. We brooch. In brief, ladies, we accessorize."

'How do I qualify for the 'Preferred Customer Discount' you're advertising?' 'Do you have a pulse?'

'Mate, when did you get your tongue pierced..?'