Jewelry Collector Pillows

'Jackpot.'

Woman covered in bling listening to her mobile's blingtone.

Bling.

'I found a homing device in my wedding ring.'

'Seven days' free approval or no - I tell you it's stuck!'

'This scent goes well with a diamond necklace.'

"It's a key to the city, it's not supposed to be bling, 'Kanye!'"

Man engaged to be married has ring through his nose.

'Look, I'm getting married.'

'Bad news, I'm afraid. He's allergic to gold.'

Barnum & Bailey's 3 - ring progeny

The punk rocker and bull are both noticing each others identical nose rings spontaneously.

Women admiring a necklace: 'Actually - they're my husband's gall stones!'

'Teenagers!'

'Oh my God. I love it!'

Professor Wiles grows insufferable.

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

Life Store Guide: Make-up and jewellery

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

'Go ahead and laugh, but I lose my keys less frequently than you do.'

"And if that diamond ring don’t shine, Poppa will probably take it back to 47th Street and get something for your mother."

"My wife wanted to see a diamond. So I took her to a ballgame."

A Zircon Is Forever

'We would like to buy three rings... Engagement, wedding and teething!'

'Good morning pumpkin.' 'Good morning treasure.' A pile of treasure saying 'good morning' to a pumpkin

'I want to finish with him, but I'll have to wait until he's made the final payment on my engagement ring.'

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

Lots of shiny glass objects! Darling, you're spoiling me!

Cow and Milk

Posh Easter Egg

Jewellers - "If you really love your wife to be, then money should be no object."

'I don't think I've ever heard of the Geezer Scouts or Geezer Scout cookies.'

"Next time you meet me dressed as a giant boy, it's going to cost you a pair of diamond earrings."

'...And this one comes with a magnifying glass so she can show it off to her friends.'

"Jewelry store, visit our ATM."