Piercing Collector Gifts

'I succumbed to pierce pressure.'

'Sorry, I'm not disturbing you, am I?' (Man has tattoos, piercings, Satan on forehead)

"They only sold the studs in boxes of.."

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

Punk Reindeer

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

"You seem dangerous. I like that."

Vampire coming out of a body piercing shop with a stake in his heart

"So, Bob... anything you'd like to tell me about your little trip to the hunting store on Boxing Day?"

"Why so grim, handsome?"

Old Spice

"Yeah, this many ways to contact her if I'm lost might be overkill."

'Of course I'm depressed. I've run out of places to pierce.'

'Do you come here often?'

'I hope you don't mind, dear — I got my ears pierced.'

'Do you ever get this weird, primitive yearning to sit behind a large block of wood?'

"I'm not all you can eat? But I brought my special plate!"

Aberdeen Smoking the Pipe of Peace - Aberdeen and France at War with Russia

"Fancy crashing at my pad later, babe?"

'I meant bring your fishing tackle.'

'At first his nose ring irritated me, but then I made him tie a string to it. Now I can lead him around.'

'They say that these are also handy for carrying a sleeping bag, pad, tent, foul weather gear, extra clothes, trail mix...'

'You know Solomon, I just keep feeling that something isn't quite right today.'

'Did you just hear that? Scientist say we are now an endangered species and mating should be our top priority!'

'No collar, no din-din,' said Mrs. Flint firmly. 'Omigosh,' thought Larry, 'Fifi will never give it back!'

Gator Painter.

Orange navel has ring

'You had me at hell.'

"Your new book, 'Help - My Head's Caught in a Pipe,' has been called by some to be semi-autobiographical. Can you comment on these rumors?"

"Is it just me or does the dog seem calmer since you got it that new collar?"

'I don't care if your friends all did it too - you look like an idiot!'

'All that smoking has stunted your growth.'

'Now don't complain Mum: You started it by giving me my first nose-ring...'

'No, I'm sorry - the nose ring is going to have to go!'

'This is our last date, Harry. I think I should see other weirdos.'