Piercing Collector Pillows

'I succumbed to pierce pressure.'

'Sorry, I'm not disturbing you, am I?' (Man has tattoos, piercings, Satan on forehead)

"They only sold the studs in boxes of.."

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

"My owner is teaching me to think before barking, which gave Federal Express plenty of time to clobber me."

Punk Reindeer

"You seem dangerous. I like that."

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

Vampire coming out of a body piercing shop with a stake in his heart

"Why so grim, handsome?"

"So, Bob... anything you'd like to tell me about your little trip to the hunting store on Boxing Day?"

Old Spice

'Do you come here often?'

"Yeah, this many ways to contact her if I'm lost might be overkill."

'Of course I'm depressed. I've run out of places to pierce.'

'I hope you don't mind, dear — I got my ears pierced.'

"I'm not all you can eat? But I brought my special plate!"

Aberdeen Smoking the Pipe of Peace - Aberdeen and France at War with Russia

'Do you ever get this weird, primitive yearning to sit behind a large block of wood?'

"Fancy crashing at my pad later, babe?"

'I meant bring your fishing tackle.'

'At first his nose ring irritated me, but then I made him tie a string to it. Now I can lead him around.'

'You had me at hell.'

'No collar, no din-din,' said Mrs. Flint firmly. 'Omigosh,' thought Larry, 'Fifi will never give it back!'

'They say that these are also handy for carrying a sleeping bag, pad, tent, foul weather gear, extra clothes, trail mix...'

'You know Solomon, I just keep feeling that something isn't quite right today.'

"Your new book, 'Help - My Head's Caught in a Pipe,' has been called by some to be semi-autobiographical. Can you comment on these rumors?"

Gator Painter.

'Did you just hear that? Scientist say we are now an endangered species and mating should be our top priority!'

Orange navel has ring

'Hello, handsome - is that a Billy Cotton ringtone?'

"Is it just me or does the dog seem calmer since you got it that new collar?"

Cybervegan Caf

"It's another birthday card for me...!"

'I don't care if your friends all did it too - you look like an idiot!'