Spear Collector Pillows

"It's another birthday card for me...!"

'Do you ever get this weird, primitive yearning to sit behind a large block of wood?'

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

"Well....I could've done this!"

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

'I'll be glad when winter is over and he can start buryi8ng bones again.'

Dog in casino.

"The article says there was a break-in at the museum last night. I don't suppose you know anything about that."

Ezekiel and his Dog: "Have you been in the valley of dry bones again?"

' Get ready to make a wish.'

'Next Please...' (Joe's Sharpening Service).

'If I don't chew this, my S.A.T. scores will skyrocket.'

How Swordfish Are Born

"It's time I got a bigger sword!"

"Are you happy with your current ball?"

"The bones were bad enough, but this is just ridiculous."

In/Out

A barbarian warrior eats his breakfast

Then, after 3.7 million years...something funny happened.

'Damn, I knew that disabled access would be our undoing.'

'Those were the days, eh Grandpa?'

Dog in hospital pushes bone-shaped IV,

Knights queue up to attempt to pull excalibur with a claw machine.

Dog Love.

"Yes Sir, we have secret storage locations all over the forest, so we can safely manage your favourite bone and toy..."

"I'd like these invested in an aggressive mutual fund."

Museum of Bones

Football supporters.

Sabrage!

A hard green shell on the outside doesn't always mean it's chocolaty on the inside.

Prepper Dog