Sword Collectors Pillows

'None shall pass!'

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

Lady of the bath...

Warrior Woman

"Did you bring any protection with you?"

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

How Swordfish Are Born

'Next Please...' (Joe's Sharpening Service).

"It's time I got a bigger sword!"

Decapitated coffee.

In/Out

"But if we win and the Visigoths lose then we're the wild card."

A barbarian warrior eats his breakfast

'Damn, I knew that disabled access would be our undoing.'

Knights queue up to attempt to pull excalibur with a claw machine.

"If we're musketeers, why can't we just shoot people? with muskets?"

Sabrage!

"Does it hurt when I do this?"

Weapons of War Through the Ages.

"Now now, what have I told you about using your zombie knife at the dinner table..."

'Do you ever get this weird, primitive yearning to sit behind a large block of wood?'

'That's Renfrew -- he's in charge of high-risk portfolios.'

Pub Kendo.

'That's the new budget team that came on board last week!'

'Look out, it's a double edged sword. . .'

Scheduel.

"Wouldn't it be cool to live in the middle ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords?"

"But now it won't stay in mint condition."