Weapon Collectors Pillows

Weapons of War Through the Ages.

How many times do I have to remind you to empty your pockets before doing laundry?

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

Bribes for Jabs

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms

Ale. Mead. It's been a hard knight's day!

'We will not be disarmed by gun control! We will not be stripped naked and left at the mercy of a tyrannical government!'

'Frank, when was the last time you cleaned your gun?'

A Rifle Competition in the North

The Appearance of the Gatling Machine-Gun in 1864 caught the world by surprise.

'None shall pass!'

"The only think we'll be able to shoot at soon will be that right to roam lot..."

'Shh, Ben's running it right to us. That's his 'I've got everything under control' howl.'

"Hon, where's the butter?"

'After A Knights Hard Day'

'That's Renfrew -- he's in charge of high-risk portfolios.'

Knight walking his pet armadillo.

'Stick em up' Kid plays with gun

Bullets Bulls in the form of Bullets

'They say he wears half-inch armor.'

"Get me my gun. I want to squeeze off a few last rounds."

"O.K., but let's say you have up to six hundred intruders per minute."

'It's working! He's coming closer! Make the sound again!'

Mean Sheriff.

'HA, HA! See the way arrows are deflected off my brand new breastplate?'

Battle.

The colonel's daughter, with a gun

"For extra protection, this one is armed with a tiny gun of its own."

Panzer Hut.

Axes 'R' Us Store

Farmer with gun shots instead of flying ducks

"I like to see a man who's prepared, Remson!"