Weapon Collector Pillows

"O.K., but let's say you have up to six hundred intruders per minute."

Next time I get to choose the weapon first.

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

Gun Store named 'Gripes, Grudges 'n' Guns.

'I'm sorry, sir. There's no such thing as user friendly nunchucks.'

'You're an arms salesman?'

Bullets Bulls in the form of Bullets

"It only for self-defense."

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

Bribes for Jabs

Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms

'Next Please...' (Joe's Sharpening Service).

"It's time I got a bigger sword!"

'You know, there's no need to reinvent the rock.'

'Frank, when was the last time you cleaned your gun?'

'... and we're also having a sale on do-it-yourself emergency surgery kits.'

Al's Farm Equipment: Our Prices Can't Be Beat!

'Yeah, yeah, yeah... I know the drill.'

'We will not be disarmed by gun control! We will not be stripped naked and left at the mercy of a tyrannical government!'

In/Out

'Damn, I knew that disabled access would be our undoing.'

"I don't think you can get a peace prize for ending a war that you started."

A barbarian warrior eats his breakfast

'AQ popgun? I want a field model Browning pump chambered for the 3-inch magnum load.'

Knights queue up to attempt to pull excalibur with a claw machine.

A Rifle Competition in the North

Pun on Excalibur - Swiss Army knife appears from the lake.

'Would it have killed you to go with a store-bought model?'

The Appearance of the Gatling Machine-Gun in 1864 caught the world by surprise.

Weapons of War Through the Ages.

"Hon, where's the butter?"

'After A Knights Hard Day'

'My hubby is getting better at D.I.Y. . . . Oh yes, he now spends more on screws than plasters.'

'It's my latest invention -- I cal lit 'a rock tied to a stick.''