Collecting Weapons Pillows

"I like to see a man who's prepared, Remson!"

My God, Esther, what's happened to us!

Axes 'R' Us Store

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

"In the whole length and breadth of this world there is no more admirable a spot for a man and his dog to pass the time than the local Home Depot."

Lady of the bath...

'They look more up to date than the ones in your tool-box.'

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

Bribes for Jabs

"He loves his leaf blower."

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

Hardware Store Tools Wrench

Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms

'Next Please...' (Joe's Sharpening Service).

How Swordfish Are Born

"Hey, I just consider myself very fortunate to be getting paid for something I'd be doing anyway."

'I'm a do-it-yourselfer, but I've never been a done-it-yourselfer...'

'Frank, when was the last time you cleaned your gun?'

'We will not be disarmed by gun control! We will not be stripped naked and left at the mercy of a tyrannical government!'

'Yeah, yeah, yeah... I know the drill.'

'He'll stop being so smug when he gets his first dent.'

'Put your tools away. We can't afford to pay any more tradesmen to fix another of your botched DIY projects.'

'I think you want Phillips. Two doors down on the left.'

'Where do you keep the elbow grease?'

A Rifle Competition in the North

Soldiers' Ego

Sabrage!

"How the heck could you forget your sword?"

"But seriously do you think my eclectic knowledge of the history of the development of the claw hammer makes me more of a sex magnet?"

"Does it hurt when I do this?"

The Appearance of the Gatling Machine-Gun in 1864 caught the world by surprise.

Weapons of War Through the Ages.

"I'm looking for a Father's Day gift. What kind of wrench says 'I love you'?"

'Anything need fix'n around here? I mean besides the lamp I just broke.'

"Hon, where's the butter?"