Weaponry Collector Pillows

"It gets stuck when I try to rattle it."

Panzer Hut.

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms

'Frank, when was the last time you cleaned your gun?'

'We will not be disarmed by gun control! We will not be stripped naked and left at the mercy of a tyrannical government!'

'AQ popgun? I want a field model Browning pump chambered for the 3-inch magnum load.'

A Rifle Competition in the North

Weapons of War Through the Ages.

The Appearance of the Gatling Machine-Gun in 1864 caught the world by surprise.

'Stick em up' Kid plays with gun

'That's Renfrew -- he's in charge of high-risk portfolios.'

'Shh, Ben's running it right to us. That's his 'I've got everything under control' howl.'

"The only think we'll be able to shoot at soon will be that right to roam lot..."

Knight walking his pet armadillo.

"Hon, where's the butter?"

Bullets Bulls in the form of Bullets

'They say he wears half-inch armor.'

"It's just a little device I use to help relieve the anxiety from meeting new people."

"Get me my gun. I want to squeeze off a few last rounds."

"O.K., but let's say you have up to six hundred intruders per minute."

'It's working! He's coming closer! Make the sound again!'

Mean Sheriff.

'HA, HA! See the way arrows are deflected off my brand new breastplate?'

Battle.

A knight struggling to fit into his armour

"For extra protection, this one is armed with a tiny gun of its own."

The colonel's daughter, with a gun

'Hey, none of us like having to fly south every year, but couldn't you have taken a bus?'

"Oh my God! It's Goldie lock stock and two smoking barrels"

Axes 'R' Us Store

"Let's not go to bed angry."