Weaponry Collector Gifts

"It gets stuck when I try to rattle it."

Panzer Hut.

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

Bribes for Jabs

Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms

Ale. Mead. It's been a hard knight's day!

'Frank, when was the last time you cleaned your gun?'

'We will not be disarmed by gun control! We will not be stripped naked and left at the mercy of a tyrannical government!'

'AQ popgun? I want a field model Browning pump chambered for the 3-inch magnum load.'

A Rifle Competition in the North

Weapons of War Through the Ages.

The Appearance of the Gatling Machine-Gun in 1864 caught the world by surprise.

'That's Renfrew -- he's in charge of high-risk portfolios.'

"Hon, where's the butter?"

"The only think we'll be able to shoot at soon will be that right to roam lot..."

'Shh, Ben's running it right to us. That's his 'I've got everything under control' howl.'

'After A Knights Hard Day'

Knight walking his pet armadillo.

'Stick em up' Kid plays with gun

"It's just a little device I use to help relieve the anxiety from meeting new people."

Bullets Bulls in the form of Bullets

"Get me my gun. I want to squeeze off a few last rounds."

'They say he wears half-inch armor.'

"O.K., but let's say you have up to six hundred intruders per minute."

'It's working! He's coming closer! Make the sound again!'

Mean Sheriff.

Battle.

'HA, HA! See the way arrows are deflected off my brand new breastplate?'

"Let's not go to bed angry."

The colonel's daughter, with a gun

"For extra protection, this one is armed with a tiny gun of its own."

Farmer with gun shots instead of flying ducks

"I like to see a man who's prepared, Remson!"