Firearms Collector Gifts

"Ah, what a beautiful morning to be alive, well, and a member of the National Rifle Association!"

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

Bribes for Jabs

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms

Ale. Mead. It's been a hard knight's day!

'We will not be disarmed by gun control! We will not be stripped naked and left at the mercy of a tyrannical government!'

'Frank, when was the last time you cleaned your gun?'

'AQ popgun? I want a field model Browning pump chambered for the 3-inch magnum load.'

A Rifle Competition in the North

The Appearance of the Gatling Machine-Gun in 1864 caught the world by surprise.

Weapons of War Through the Ages.

"Hon, where's the butter?"

'Stick em up' Kid plays with gun

'After A Knights Hard Day'

'Shh, Ben's running it right to us. That's his 'I've got everything under control' howl.'

"The only think we'll be able to shoot at soon will be that right to roam lot..."

Knight walking his pet armadillo.

'That's Renfrew -- he's in charge of high-risk portfolios.'

"Get me my gun. I want to squeeze off a few last rounds."

'They say he wears half-inch armor.'

Bullets Bulls in the form of Bullets

'I counted six shots! Rush him before he can reload!'

"O.K., but let's say you have up to six hundred intruders per minute."

'It's working! He's coming closer! Make the sound again!'

Mean Sheriff.

Battle.

'HA, HA! See the way arrows are deflected off my brand new breastplate?'

The colonel's daughter, with a gun

Farmer with gun shots instead of flying ducks

"Let's not go to bed angry."

'Hey, none of us like having to fly south every year, but couldn't you have taken a bus?'

"For extra protection, this one is armed with a tiny gun of its own."