Weapons Collection Pillows

Hunter role reversal.

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

Bribes for Jabs

"Did you bring any protection with you?"

Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms

'Frank, when was the last time you cleaned your gun?'

'We will not be disarmed by gun control! We will not be stripped naked and left at the mercy of a tyrannical government!'

A Rifle Competition in the North

'Well, in the hands of my husbnd it's almost as lethal as a loaded gun.'

The Appearance of the Gatling Machine-Gun in 1864 caught the world by surprise.

Weapons of War Through the Ages.

Harold was pleased to discover that his grandson was also a big tool fan.

Knight walking his pet armadillo.

'Shh, Ben's running it right to us. That's his 'I've got everything under control' howl.'

"Hon, where's the butter?"

"The only think we'll be able to shoot at soon will be that right to roam lot..."

Historic Danish man using his helmet as a trumpet.

'I counted six shots! Rush him before he can reload!'

"Get me my gun. I want to squeeze off a few last rounds."

Music Shop Percussion. I don't know if I should get a snare, kettle, bass or bongos. That's a conundrum!

Bullets Bulls in the form of Bullets

"What do you mean, who are my influences?"

"O.K., but let's say you have up to six hundred intruders per minute."

'It's working! He's coming closer! Make the sound again!'

Mean Sheriff.

Poetry Knight

"Oh my God! It's Goldie lock stock and two smoking barrels"

Axes 'R' Us Store

A knight struggling to fit into his armour

Weak Knights

Farmer with gun shots instead of flying ducks

The colonel's daughter, with a gun

'Hey, none of us like having to fly south every year, but couldn't you have taken a bus?'