Armor Collectors Pillows

'I pay very small life insurance premiums - but there are some drawbacks!'

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

"No. I can't 'let it out a bit'. It's armour, you'll just have to go on a diet!"

The new piece of the armor of God, "the facemask of fearlessness."

"You are being overly-defensive again, Brenda!"

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

'When I met him he was all bright and shiny - now he's a rust bucket.'

Wonders of Evolution: This species has developed an unusual protective shell.

In case of emergency - use tin opener...

Before putting on your armor...always check for mice!

'As I recall you were the one who told him that he couldn't take it with him.'

Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.

'He'll stop being so smug when he gets his first dent.'

Soldiers' Ego

"Sheesh... Missed a button again."

Weapons of War Through the Ages.

'None shall pass!'

Knight walking his pet armadillo.

Knight school.

Watering can helmet.

'That's Renfrew -- he's in charge of high-risk portfolios.'

'They say he wears half-inch armor.'

Knight Vision

Knight/Bird.

Bullets Bulls in the form of Bullets

"O.K., but let's say you have up to six hundred intruders per minute."

'HA, HA! See the way arrows are deflected off my brand new breastplate?'