Armor Collector Pillows

'HA, HA! See the way arrows are deflected off my brand new breastplate?'

Battle.

"Think that's uncomfortable? Try an axe in the face."

No, that's metal, it goes in recycling.

I think it's more likely you just eat too much. I never heard of armor shrinking before.

"Let's not go to bed angry."

'After A Knights Hard Day'

'They say he wears half-inch armor.'

'That's Renfrew -- he's in charge of high-risk portfolios.'

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

"No. I can't 'let it out a bit'. It's armour, you'll just have to go on a diet!"

The new piece of the armor of God, "the facemask of fearlessness."

"You are being overly-defensive again, Brenda!"

'When I met him he was all bright and shiny - now he's a rust bucket.'

Wonders of Evolution: This species has developed an unusual protective shell.

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

In case of emergency - use tin opener...

Ale. Mead. It's been a hard knight's day!

Before putting on your armor...always check for mice!

'He'll stop being so smug when he gets his first dent.'

Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.

'You can scratch your back when the war is over!'

"Sheesh... Missed a button again."

New and Used Armor. Ow! Ow! Ouch! Ow! I told you to spring for the under-coating option.

Soldiers' Ego

Weapons of War Through the Ages.

Knights' Status Report: Rusted out, Metal fatigue, Popped rivets, Bad welds, Squeaky hinges, Dents and dings.

Knight school.

Knight walking his pet armadillo.

Yeah, that's mine - My mom puts my name inside my helmet in case it comes off.

Watering can helmet.