Ornament Collector Pillows

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

'I just think you obvious post holiday high is a little unseemly.'

Men in garden with gnomes, "It's his day off"

Woman Rings Birdhouse Doorbell.

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

"You're on a what?!"

'I don't think I've ever heard of the Geezer Scouts or Geezer Scout cookies.'

Weapons of War Through the Ages.

'That's Renfrew -- he's in charge of high-risk portfolios.'

Garden sprinkler in the form of a classical statue

Knight walking his pet armadillo.

"Interestingly no - these are vastly enlarged images of my three favourite chromosomes."

Bullets Bulls in the form of Bullets

'They say he wears half-inch armor.'

"O.K., but let's say you have up to six hundred intruders per minute."

Battle.

'HA, HA! See the way arrows are deflected off my brand new breastplate?'

'Are you admiring my embroidery, dear? To fully appreciate it you need these...'

"Let's not go to bed angry."

A knight struggling to fit into his armour

Panzer Hut.

'Okay dear, it's your turn to go stand in the front yard.'

Vladimir Putin offers Uncle Sam a bauble with Donald Trump's head on it.

Swiss Army General.

'You're an arms salesman?'

Yuletide

The Dead Sea Squirrels.

'The good ol'days actually mean 'when I was young'.'

"Ah, what a beautiful morning to be alive, well, and a member of the National Rifle Association!"

"It gets stuck when I try to rattle it."

No India/Pakistan arms embargo