Medieval Armor Collector Pillows

Gladstone and Argyll 'Crusade' against Armenian Attrocities

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

Ale. Mead. It's been a hard knight's day!

'Next Please...' (Joe's Sharpening Service).

"It's time I got a bigger sword!"

In/Out

"But I use all of them!"

'He'll stop being so smug when he gets his first dent.'

'Damn, I knew that disabled access would be our undoing.'

"I don't think you can get a peace prize for ending a war that you started."

A barbarian warrior eats his breakfast

Knights queue up to attempt to pull excalibur with a claw machine.

Soldiers' Ego

'You can scratch your back when the war is over!'

Weapons of War Through the Ages.

Knights' Status Report: Rusted out, Metal fatigue, Popped rivets, Bad welds, Squeaky hinges, Dents and dings.

'None shall pass!'

'That's Renfrew -- he's in charge of high-risk portfolios.'

Watering can helmet.

'After A Knights Hard Day'

Yeah, that's mine - My mom puts my name inside my helmet in case it comes off.

Knight school.

Knight walking his pet armadillo.

'They say he wears half-inch armor.'

Bullets Bulls in the form of Bullets

Sabrage

"O.K., but let's say you have up to six hundred intruders per minute."

'HA, HA! See the way arrows are deflected off my brand new breastplate?'

Battle.

Poetry Knight

"I thought this would be easier than a drawn-out political campaign."