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Ale. Mead. It's been a hard knight's day!

'I pay very small life insurance premiums - but there are some drawbacks!'

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

"No. I can't 'let it out a bit'. It's armour, you'll just have to go on a diet!"

The new piece of the armor of God, "the facemask of fearlessness."

"You are being overly-defensive again, Brenda!"

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

'When I met him he was all bright and shiny - now he's a rust bucket.'

Wonders of Evolution: This species has developed an unusual protective shell.

In case of emergency - use tin opener...

Before putting on your armor...always check for mice!

'As I recall you were the one who told him that he couldn't take it with him.'

Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.

'He'll stop being so smug when he gets his first dent.'

It feels so weird when I forget my watch.

Soldiers' Ego

"Sheesh... Missed a button again."

New and Used Armor. Ow! Ow! Ouch! Ow! I told you to spring for the under-coating option.

Weapons of War Through the Ages.

Knights' Status Report: Rusted out, Metal fatigue, Popped rivets, Bad welds, Squeaky hinges, Dents and dings.

'None shall pass!'

Knight school.

'That's Renfrew -- he's in charge of high-risk portfolios.'

Knight walking his pet armadillo.

'After A Knights Hard Day'

Yeah, that's mine - My mom puts my name inside my helmet in case it comes off.

Watering can helmet.

Bullets Bulls in the form of Bullets

'They say he wears half-inch armor.'

Knight/Bird.

Knight Vision

"O.K., but let's say you have up to six hundred intruders per minute."