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A knight struggling to fit into his armour

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

Southwark Fair.

Bribes for Jabs

Ale. Mead. It's been a hard knight's day!

The First Printed Bible

'No, you can't just watch the end of Bargainhunt!'

Estate Sale! All the stuff my kids said they don't want to inherit.

Stone Age women were less happy than men at the arrival of the iron age: Look what I've invented just for you darling.

Dinner at the Jolly Sandboys (opening to Ch 19)

'As I recall you were the one who told him that he couldn't take it with him.'

'Frank, when was the last time you cleaned your gun?'

Ye Old Cafe: No Coffee Today - Sore Arm!

At last, Clarence thought, the long-awaited return to the old economy had begun.

It feels so weird when I forget my watch.

The Appearance of the Gatling Machine-Gun in 1864 caught the world by surprise.

Weapons of War Through the Ages.

Knights' Status Report: Rusted out, Metal fatigue, Popped rivets, Bad welds, Squeaky hinges, Dents and dings.

'After A Knights Hard Day'

'That's Renfrew -- he's in charge of high-risk portfolios.'

Knight walking his pet armadillo.

"The only think we'll be able to shoot at soon will be that right to roam lot..."

Bullets Bulls in the form of Bullets

The Tammany Ring Defeated - The Next Step: Justice against the Criminals

"Get me my gun. I want to squeeze off a few last rounds."

'They say he wears half-inch armor.'

'I don't think Charlie will ever get used to these auto-mobiles.'

Primitve God symbol

Abacus manufacturer waits for virus to destroy computers.

"Look Zorg, an antique!"

"O.K., but let's say you have up to six hundred intruders per minute."

'It's working! He's coming closer! Make the sound again!'

Iron age men, "I've only just bought this bronze stuff and you're telling me I ought to upgrade to iron?"