
'Uh oh.'
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'Uh oh.'
"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."
"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."
Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase
Trilby - 'Je prong!'
"Ikea for hippies" 1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood
Early Colour TV
The original paperless office
Bribes for Jabs
Pre-Television Man Caves
'Frank, when was the last time you cleaned your gun?'
Clock and Watch Shop: Second-Hand Clocks and Minute-Hand Clocks.
Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.
"There's lots of things in my life I absolutely needed to put in, and now there's lots of things in my life I absolutely need to get out."
JET (Part I)
'AQ popgun? I want a field model Browning pump chambered for the 3-inch magnum load.'
French Army knife
"Grandma's TV is so old it wasn't made in a foreign country."
Harry Chauvel & T. E. Lawrence
"Haven't you a small one that would fit into a soldier's pack?"
"Perhaps you're right. Maybe we should upgrade our computer system."
Weapons of War Through the Ages.
The Appearance of the Gatling Machine-Gun in 1864 caught the world by surprise.
"The only think we'll be able to shoot at soon will be that right to roam lot..."
Acme Petroleum, since 1925 and 9/10.
"We never talk anymore."
'I was 'Sweatin' To The Oldies', and I flipped over on my back!'
'Stick em up' Kid plays with gun
August 9, 1857: The World's First Elevator Demonstration
Abandoned Vehicles Along The Information Superhighway.
'I don't know what it is. I think it's some kind of old-fashioned cell phone.'
'This old VCR warms a mean bagel.'
Bullets Bulls in the form of Bullets
Artisanal Pottery
"Get me my gun. I want to squeeze off a few last rounds."
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