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'I still say you're a conniving pig, Baron!'

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

'We will not be disarmed by gun control! We will not be stripped naked and left at the mercy of a tyrannical government!'

'Frank, when was the last time you cleaned your gun?'

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

'AQ popgun? I want a field model Browning pump chambered for the 3-inch magnum load.'

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

A Rifle Competition in the North

Weapons of War Through the Ages.

The Appearance of the Gatling Machine-Gun in 1864 caught the world by surprise.

"Fetch, Ernie, fetch!"

"I'm sorry, I can't assist with this request."

'Shh, Ben's running it right to us. That's his 'I've got everything under control' howl.'

"It's a flip phone. I guess we can document this as an ancient, archaeological discovery."

"The only think we'll be able to shoot at soon will be that right to roam lot..."

'Stick em up' Kid plays with gun

"Hon, where's the butter?"

"I wonder what this was for."

'How old is this vase?'

'Your entire library consists of nothing but tabloids bound in Corinthian leather?'

"It's just a little device I use to help relieve the anxiety from meeting new people."

"I never expected you to pay through the nose."

Bullets Bulls in the form of Bullets

"Hmm interesting Hallmark..."

'I counted six shots! Rush him before he can reload!'

'...but the good new is your old Enron stock has become a high-priced collectible!'

"Get me my gun. I want to squeeze off a few last rounds."