Pistol Collector Gifts

'I still say you're a conniving pig, Baron!'

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

Bribes for Jabs

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

'Frank, when was the last time you cleaned your gun?'

'We will not be disarmed by gun control! We will not be stripped naked and left at the mercy of a tyrannical government!'

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

'AQ popgun? I want a field model Browning pump chambered for the 3-inch magnum load.'

Alien attack in the 1950s

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

A Rifle Competition in the North

The Appearance of the Gatling Machine-Gun in 1864 caught the world by surprise.

Weapons of War Through the Ages.

"Fetch, Ernie, fetch!"

"I'm sorry, I can't assist with this request."

'Stick em up' Kid plays with gun

'Shh, Ben's running it right to us. That's his 'I've got everything under control' howl.'

"I wonder what this was for."

"Hey, Dad, guess what? My Honus Wagner baseball card is worth $2.1 million!"

"Hon, where's the butter?"

"It's a flip phone. I guess we can document this as an ancient, archaeological discovery."

"The only think we'll be able to shoot at soon will be that right to roam lot..."

'How old is this vase?'

'...but the good new is your old Enron stock has become a high-priced collectible!'

"Get me my gun. I want to squeeze off a few last rounds."

Bullets Bulls in the form of Bullets

'I counted six shots! Rush him before he can reload!'

"Hmm interesting Hallmark..."

'Your entire library consists of nothing but tabloids bound in Corinthian leather?'

"It's just a little device I use to help relieve the anxiety from meeting new people."