Gun Collecting Gifts

"I want my gun to really scream, 'Look out-he's got a gun!'"

'We will not be disarmed by gun control! We will not be stripped naked and left at the mercy of a tyrannical government!'

'Harry, don't say anything - just ease back to the pickup and get the guns.'

Charlton Heston sneaking a gun into Heaven.

"Sheriff, Have you heard that Billy the Kid's coming to town?"

"Do you know how distracting it is when you spin the chamber on that revolver?"

Gun shop owner dies from arrow in back.

Military man wins shooting gallery game at carnival.

'Shh, Ben's running it right to us. That's his 'I've got everything under control' howl.'

'Would you like to join our frequent shooter club?'

Lost Everything Except Gun Collection

What Colour is Your Hand Gun?

'It's Leroy here with his military style assault weapon, needs forty shots to bag a deer, then that is Leroy's god given constitutional right!'

Bullets and Cowets

'From my cold, dead hands!'

Small fish with a gun.

'Maybe you should ease up on the burglar.'

America's Religion

Gun Show

"I'l be next door watching the neighbor produce an assault rifle on his new 3-D printer..."

"Same old, same old, men seem intimidated by a strong woman..."

"I'd feel safer if you were an ex-marine with a gun collection."

"Do you have any organic bullets?"

"But I might need time off to grab my gun and rush home to defend my family."

"For extra protection, this one is armed with a tiny gun of its own."

"Use your indoor gun."

"Hon, where's the butter?"

"Get me my gun. I want to squeeze off a few last rounds."

"I am not a vengeful man, but I do enjoy a touch of retribution now and then."

"Are we looking more for target shooting, or, like, closure?"

"Would you like to be alone?"

Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms

Santa's family holding firearms

Hunting Assault Rifle

"I quit the NRA and joined a bunch of guys with harpoons."