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The new piece of the armor of God, "the facemask of fearlessness."

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

"No. I can't 'let it out a bit'. It's armour, you'll just have to go on a diet!"

"You are being overly-defensive again, Brenda!"

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Twenty Six

In case of emergency - use tin opener...

Knights of the bedside table.

'When I met him he was all bright and shiny - now he's a rust bucket.'

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

Wonders of Evolution: This species has developed an unusual protective shell.

'I was told you two have a love-hate relationship. Care to elaborate on that?'

Ale. Mead. It's been a hard knight's day!

A bird that is also the helmet from a suit of armour (or is it a bird inside a helmet?). Notice the very small flying bird/helmet in the background.

Before putting on your armor...always check for mice!

Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.

Joan of Arc goes sword shopping.

"Sheesh... Missed a button again."

New and Used Armor. Ow! Ow! Ouch! Ow! I told you to spring for the under-coating option.

Progress?

Knight walking a dog.

Knight with paint tin on his head.

'I take it this is your first big game hunt?!!'

'That's Renfrew -- he's in charge of high-risk portfolios.'

'After A Knights Hard Day'

'But sinister gales - with that armour?'

Knight school.

'Don't tell anyone I asked... but why don't we have muskets?'

'It must cost a small fortune to dry clean that suit.'

'WOW! Did anyone see the recoil on this baby?'

Knight Vision

Knight/Bird.

My army drill instructors license plate is HUP-2-3-4.

Ancient Weapons

What?

"The Armour seems okay, it must be a touch of rheumatism."