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'Yeah, I heard you had to be thick skinned to work in that department.'

Boxer with a suit of armour on.

Knight with a pen in an LLP.

"Sheesh... Missed a button again."

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

'I get so tired of jousting with that guy.'

Salesman wearing suit of armour to protect himself against dog.

Knight/Bird.

Salesman wearing suit of armour to protect himself against dog.

'You don't trust me?'

'As it's your first day Frobisher, I feel I should warn you that the pupils can be a bit of a handful!'

Before putting on your armor...always check for mice!

"Wearing this hot metal for 20 days straight is rough."

"Wearing this hot metal for 20 days straight is rough."

"You can pet me now."

"Honey, you really pull it off."

"No. I can't 'let it out a bit'. It's armour, you'll just have to go on a diet!"

The new piece of the armor of God, "the facemask of fearlessness."

"You are being overly-defensive again, Brenda!"

Knights of the bedside table.

In case of emergency - use tin opener...

Wonders of Evolution: This species has developed an unusual protective shell.

'When I met him he was all bright and shiny - now he's a rust bucket.'

A bird that is also the helmet from a suit of armour (or is it a bird inside a helmet?). Notice the very small flying bird/helmet in the background.

Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.

"And finally, I implore the jury not to take my clients lack of alibi and blatant lies out of context."

'Carry on sailor, just keep swimming around the coast and stick your head up now and again.'

Joan of Arc goes sword shopping.

Progress?

Knight walking a dog.

Knight with paint tin on his head.

'That's Renfrew -- he's in charge of high-risk portfolios.'

Knight school.

'Iraq had no WMD's? Iran has no nukes? Surely there must be some terror-producing country to keep Americans frightened, and in support of big defense spending!'