Armor Enthusiasts Mugs

The new piece of the armor of God, "the facemask of fearlessness."

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

"No. I can't 'let it out a bit'. It's armour, you'll just have to go on a diet!"

"You are being overly-defensive again, Brenda!"

'When I met him he was all bright and shiny - now he's a rust bucket.'

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

In case of emergency - use tin opener...

Wonders of Evolution: This species has developed an unusual protective shell.

Knights of the bedside table.

'I was told you two have a love-hate relationship. Care to elaborate on that?'

Before putting on your armor...always check for mice!

A bird that is also the helmet from a suit of armour (or is it a bird inside a helmet?). Notice the very small flying bird/helmet in the background.

Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.

"Sheesh... Missed a button again."

Progress?

Joan of Arc goes sword shopping.

Knight walking a dog.

Knight school.

'That's Renfrew -- he's in charge of high-risk portfolios.'

Knight with paint tin on his head.

'I take it this is your first big game hunt?!!'

'But sinister gales - with that armour?'

'Don't tell anyone I asked... but why don't we have muskets?'

'WOW! Did anyone see the recoil on this baby?'

'It must cost a small fortune to dry clean that suit.'

Knight Vision

My army drill instructors license plate is HUP-2-3-4.

Ancient Weapons

Knight/Bird.

"The Armour seems okay, it must be a touch of rheumatism."

'They say he wears half-inch armor.'