Armor Fanatic Mugs

"Arise." "I can't."

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

"No. I can't 'let it out a bit'. It's armour, you'll just have to go on a diet!"

The new piece of the armor of God, "the facemask of fearlessness."

"You are being overly-defensive again, Brenda!"

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

In case of emergency - use tin opener...

'When I met him he was all bright and shiny - now he's a rust bucket.'

Wonders of Evolution: This species has developed an unusual protective shell.

Knights of the bedside table.

Ale. Mead. It's been a hard knight's day!

A bird that is also the helmet from a suit of armour (or is it a bird inside a helmet?). Notice the very small flying bird/helmet in the background.

Mr. Evers specifically asked for a plain coffee, not an espresso.

Before putting on your armor...always check for mice!

Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.

Progress?

Firearms Museum. Blunderbuss. That's funny, I always thought a "blunderbuss" was a messed-up kiss.

Knight walking a dog.

New and Used Armor. Ow! Ow! Ouch! Ow! I told you to spring for the under-coating option.

"Sheesh... Missed a button again."

Joan of Arc goes sword shopping.

"Does it hurt when I do this?"

The Appearance of the Gatling Machine-Gun in 1864 caught the world by surprise.

Knight with paint tin on his head.

Knight school.

'But sinister gales - with that armour?'

White cat on top of a Christmas tree.

'That's Renfrew -- he's in charge of high-risk portfolios.'

'I take it this is your first big game hunt?!!'

'After A Knights Hard Day'

'Don't tell anyone I asked... but why don't we have muskets?'

'Look out, it's a double edged sword. . .'

'WOW! Did anyone see the recoil on this baby?'

'It must cost a small fortune to dry clean that suit.'

Knight Vision