Armour Aficionado Mugs

"Do you have a room for a couple of knights?"

A knight is about to battle another one has an gas powered circular saw.

'It's a little loose but we can take it in.'

"Have a safe trip!"

'Hereafter you sew your own buttons on your suits of armor. This is the tenth needle I've ruined tonight.'

'But sinister gales - with that armour?'

'Human shields tend to wear out.'

'It's no big deal - Scotland is just out of compliance again.'

Undergarments drying on washing line propped up with lance.

'I can't get out! -- I lost the owner's manual!'

Knight walking a dog.

Knight school.

Knights of the bedside table.

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

"No. I can't 'let it out a bit'. It's armour, you'll just have to go on a diet!"

The new piece of the armor of God, "the facemask of fearlessness."

"You are being overly-defensive again, Brenda!"

'When I met him he was all bright and shiny - now he's a rust bucket.'

In case of emergency - use tin opener...

Wonders of Evolution: This species has developed an unusual protective shell.

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

Car joust.

Mr. Evers specifically asked for a plain coffee, not an espresso.

Before putting on your armor...always check for mice!

Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.

"Sheesh... Missed a button again."

Banting in the Yeomanry

White cat on top of a Christmas tree.

'Look out, it's a double edged sword. . .'

Remounts for the Yeomanry

'WOW! Did anyone see the recoil on this baby?'

Knight/Bird.

Shirts vs Skins: 'I don't know about this.'

'Being a Drill Sergeant isn't s tough - all you got to know is how to count to four.'

Military General with numerals medals and uniform decorations with 'cont. on back' sign.