Armory Aficionado Mugs

"They were a wedding gift."

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

"No. I can't 'let it out a bit'. It's armour, you'll just have to go on a diet!"

The new piece of the armor of God, "the facemask of fearlessness."

"You are being overly-defensive again, Brenda!"

The Popularity of Pickleball Inspires a New Wave of Hybrid Sports.

In case of emergency - use tin opener...

Wonders of Evolution: This species has developed an unusual protective shell.

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

'When I met him he was all bright and shiny - now he's a rust bucket.'

Knights of the bedside table.

'I love doing things with you, Dad but couldn't you just coach my soccer team?'

Before putting on your armor...always check for mice!

Mr. Evers specifically asked for a plain coffee, not an espresso.

Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.

'Its your archeries'

Knight walking a dog.

The Lawman

"Sheesh... Missed a button again."

'Don't mind him, he gets that way every Opening Day when I tell him he can't have a gun.'

The day that William Tell bought his first crossbow.

'Looks like that pheasant got into the sticker bushes.'

"Manfred, don't get so defensive!"

'But sinister gales - with that armour?'

Knight school.

Banting in the Yeomanry

'Face it, William - you're shit at it!'

Servant Painting Targets Around Arrows Shot by a King

'Look out, it's a double edged sword. . .'

Remounts for the Yeomanry

'WOW! Did anyone see the recoil on this baby?'

Knight Vision