Ammo Aficionado Mugs

BB on Board

"We'll waive the 10 day wait period if you don't buy ammunition for 10 days."

"No. I can't 'let it out a bit'. It's armour, you'll just have to go on a diet!"

"You are being overly-defensive again, Brenda!"

Gun laws US

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms

'When I met him he was all bright and shiny - now he's a rust bucket.'

In case of emergency - use tin opener...

Wonders of Evolution: This species has developed an unusual protective shell.

Mr. Evers specifically asked for a plain coffee, not an espresso.

'Ben just fired my ten guage goose gun. He should be coming back this way any minute now.'

"Especially modified you say..."

Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.

'That's one heck of a recoil, Bob!'

'What do we do about this online order for 6,000 rounds of ammo, an assault rifle, an automatic handgun and a shotgun?'

"But now the good guy with a gun has a foot wound."

"Bang!"

"Heck of a shot, son, but that's not a deer."

Hunters wait at the bottom of a ski jump ramp.

The Lawman

'I take it this is your first big game hunt?!!'

"Hon, where's the butter?"

'Looks like that pheasant got into the sticker bushes.'

Banting in the Yeomanry

A hunter hitting his first bird.

Gun Ego

'I fell out of my treestand but fortunately nothing got hurt.'

'Guns Galore Inc' 'Prolong your Life'

'We will conduct the background check. Our fortune, Madame Zula, will conduct a complimentary future check.'

'Don't mind him, he gets that way every Opening Day when I tell him he can't have a gun.'

"The way I see it, the Constitution cuts both ways. The First Amendment gives you the right to say what you want, but the Second Amendment gives me the right to shoot you for it."

Texas Dashboard Organizer